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Could Demotivational Poster


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge


PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


MESSAGE FOR MOTHERINLAW -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.


EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral


TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


RACISM -




Jesus loves me -


TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


SURPRISE! -


TAGS: well it could be worse
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 1:53 pm
You'd think there'd be more blood, don't you? More bad news...apparently your new wife's v***** is bigger than the local Shriner's Hall.


POTENTIAL -




THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind




MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"


TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!


MY ONE WISH -




APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.


TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


POSITIVITY -


TAGS: the little engine who could projectile vomit
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:39 am
Great as always Sean. 5


KERMIT R.I.P. -




POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad b******
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


MAYBE -


TAGS: could be my year
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - January 19, 2011, 7:24 pm

this as a amsome pic. I will steal it for some evil purpose
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:23 pm
For what, prey tell?


LIFE CHOICES -


TAGS: shoulda woulda coulda
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 5, 2010, 2:47 pm
I can imagine they sting a little...LOL!


INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....




YOU'RE THE MILKMAN -


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!


careful -




YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE -


TAGS: could be a song in there somewhere
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - July 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
your heart is an open book - 5


THE AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: aprchallenge afterlife could it be worse than your worst day here
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Got my spicy brown mustard... I'm in!


SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat




THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm


TAGS: i painted as many of you in as i could
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 11:01 pm
I HAVE to get me one!!!!
MO - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Nice, although I may have had a few flair ups recently. Snot looking good...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 10:43 am
OMFG!! thank you airman for bringing this gem to light. that,is Hilarious!! 5 Admins @ wolfshirt!!
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:33 am
I did the same thing you did TTH.. even left you off! Look how many are still here though
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:12 pm
This one and the 4**** story of the guy taking the **** are my FAVORITE motifakes =o)
LD0ne - October 7, 2009, 8:56 am
i think i'd be sh** if i wore this shirt... hmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:53 am
Bria....look down 3 comments.
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 7:59 am
What is MWLF? btw
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:35 am
Four inches of MWLF ... now if that don't ROCK YOUR WORLD ... try a good polka ... it's still a viable option at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2009, 1:23 am
I would never spell it like that, but thanks for the exaggeration!
Me. - July 16, 2009, 8:26 pm
I want a douchebag shirt!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
I find it very demotivating that a shirt like that even exists in the first place. Before seeing this delightfully depressing demot, I thought that wolf + abomination could only equal on thing: werewolf. But now a new contender has emerged from the pack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
It's all good Airman. I knew you loved me. tee hee.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:11 pm
I like this motifake because it's fake motivational. I do like it though, 5.
Fatt Matt - July 16, 2009, 3:09 pm
Sweet! I'm Famous, and have a killer shirt. Thanks Airman! +5 from me
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 3:00 pm
This literally made me howl with laughter. 5 Were-Lions!
RONSART - July 16, 2009, 11:43 am
way to go Mr. Airman...I like it.
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:50 am
I could. I am not a graphics person at all. It was all in fun and nothing was directed at anyone personally... except I knew Sean kept insulin handy. I mainly just went down the list of top contributors and stuck the names in. It was fun to do though
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:47 am
Ok guys and gals.. 1) I didn't write the ad.. those remarks were there with other names. I replaced the names, with the main criteria being if a name would fit.. so Mooooooooo, you got that one cuz it was the only one you would fit in. I got in as many as
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 9:43 am
Sweet. ....But I was left out. It's a shame really, this could've been so much more amsome.
Shkwip - July 16, 2009, 8:31 am
This motifake cured my aids
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:41 am

This is even funnier when you go to the web site selling it and read the rest of the reviews. Jeebus, I cannot stop laughing. Airman, thanks, best laugh I have had in a while.
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:17 am

WooHoo...My powers have increased 100%, now I can go off half charged. This is great
BoneCD - July 16, 2009, 12:54 am
Way too funny Airman!!! It's a 5 Poodler
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMA.... wait, what?
Sean - July 15, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yooo Hoooo! Ladies! I have insulin .... Oh, and this Wolf shirt. Seeeeeee? But I think aggy's "friend" wants to be more than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
I'm just gonna pretend he loves me and couldn't bring himself to say so.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
Holy **** i gottta get one if dem shirts. I made myself wet just thinking bout wearing it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:06 pm
I don't really know Airman, so i'm not sure if this is supposed to be a real sh** at me or not.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 8:52 pm
Pure Genius. Hilarious from strat to finish!!! 5XL's!!!!


ZAPHOD - I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.




INORDINATE WHINING - This kid thinks your really, really good at it.


TAGS: this kid could probably whip us all
Rating: 3.89/5

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LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:23 pm
I would win in a *fapping* contest, but I'll bet he could outrun me. Dammit. 5!
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 1:46 pm
Okay, so he can kick my a** in wrestling. I bet I can still kick his a** in Halo! God, I am going to Hell. Eh, at least I will be warm. : )
thatonechick - January 29, 2010, 7:00 pm
Hey! Hey! There are certain people who should view this poster. 5L in honor of the smackdown!
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 6:21 pm
Wow...way to put things in perspective. 5L


BAD COMPANY - M0rd3kaI and MissPriss now have their own logo pens!


TAGS: what could be worse
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 8, 2012, 1:34 pm
lol...are you sure you didn't miss an "i"...


my wife seems nice -


TAGS: i could like her
Rating: 4.94/5

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CENSORS - The Ability To Police One Self Prior To Making A Public Mistake


TAGS: fixed it before you could find my mistake
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:58 am
isn't that some kind of tunnel?!?*g* 4 to the origin, 5 to this!


BLACK COUPLE GIVE BIRTH TO WHITE BLONDE BABY -


TAGS: the onion couldn t make this stuff up
Rating: 4.9/5

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Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 11:40 am
ROR!! 5 L's!


ACHIEVEMENT -




Agnes gave up cooking -




VEGGIE MAY LOVE 'EM AND LEAVE 'EM - but they always get a souvenir hat




REGAL CREST -


TAGS: who knew canada could make something so ghetto fabulous
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:43 am
Ahhhhhhhh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:41 am
No, The epileptic goats are a plus.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
That's a plus!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
The sheep are d*** near catatonic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:38 am
Yeah, But not for the reason you'd think.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:37 am
Let me guess.... only terrified rabbits?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:32 am
It's the space between Manitoba and Alberta....we call it "The Gap".....The only upside is that you can drive across it blindfolded cuz there's no turns.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:30 am
I remember that name from a song in a Muppet movie... not quite sure where it is, but I know they didn't want to be there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:28 am
Saskatchewan then.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:27 am
Quebec isn't nice this time of year... or century.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:25 am
No...No.... We're cool....I do hear Quebec is nice this time of year.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
That's it... I'll just find work up north, then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
You can still sell oranges on the weekend.....just not near my house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
And your night job.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you telling me to quit my day job?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:18 am
Maybe if they couldn't buy a taco or churro on every corner that wouldn't happen....HMMMM?......Ever think of that?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:10 am
It's ridiculous, I know. Obesity is a handicap here. It's just the a**ociation's blatant tactic to increase their numbers in order to gain more leverage. AARP did it here, too... signing up people in their 30s.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:53 am
That must be really difficult considering the number of grossly obese people your laws consider "handicapped"......We put sleds under'em.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Do they have wheelchairs in the states? No... we just kick our handicapped people down the street. Tere really aren't any designated kickers... it's just done by anyone walking in their direction of travel... who isn't wearing pointed or open-toe shoes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:42 am
maybe we could save up widgets like those wheelchair soda can tab thing.....do they have that in the states? (notice I said soda, so not to confuse you)
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:40 am
Send any spare Guinness to the AGGY fountation. a**istance for Guinness Guzzling Youth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:39 am
That's really sad....Is there a charity for people like you?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:36 am
Never had Tullamore. Whiskey doesn't normally sit well in me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:34 am
Jamesons mostly, I like Tullamore as well.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:32 am
Jamesons or Bushmills?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:11 am
While Canada does make a fine whiskey....You have to go to the Irish for the best ones IMO.......We're talking about people who would rather eat plain boiled potatoes than waste grain on food.
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:22 am
I don't care for it either. im more a fan of Segrams and Sleemans
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 12:17 am
Guinness, Grey Goose, Don Julio Anejo, Tanqueray. (aka: No, not a fan)
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:13 am
a crown fan are you?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
In answer to the tags ... not me.


APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.




EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone




GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEMS -




MARKETING -


TAGS: couldnt even make that up
Rating: 3.06/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 7:10 pm
heh heh.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 6:08 pm
Yeah, they actually have a Philadelphia Eagles Michael Vick Dog Jersey. Google it.
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 5:47 pm
what the ???


THESE ARE THE VOYAGES - OF THE STARSHIP MOTIFAKE! WEEEEEEEEEEE!


TAGS: i got as many in as i could
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:34 am
*How did I not see that*
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 8:57 am
She's there Briton...see how the front of the blimp is all nipple-shaped? Battle stations!!! IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!
Briton of Rose - September 16, 2009, 2:11 am
*facepalm* You put me on there, but you left out Narutarded? Airman, buddy, it's been nice knowing you...


QUEEN OF DIAMONDS - A widow by trade. How do you think she got so rich?




generosity -


TAGS: coulda peed on him instead
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 10, 2016, 8:33 am

Sounds like a poster there. Gonna make it?
Thedewd - October 10, 2016, 5:02 am
Ever notice what "Evian" spells backwards?
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:38 pm
Good answer!!! LOL! ^!
JesusWept - October 7, 2016, 11:30 am
LOL real good ^^^^^Up
concern3 - October 7, 2016, 10:38 am
Yes, UP yours


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Macho -




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